for life's not a paragraph

Yeah, look at me, with my no-bread chicken sandwich, my leafy greens and plate o' veggies, and my bowl of honeydew melon and strawberries for dessert! Look at me, fatties! You jealous? You jealous of how healthy I am? ARE YOU?!
Yeah, me too. Wanna trade? French fries and baked ziti look delish.

I thought I'd share with you my lunchroom inner dialogue.

My sorority is now putting together both a Harry Potter-themed Yule Ball AND a Knox Spelling Bee. So, so sexy.

Came in from the gym and Courtney was tape recording the last phone message Blake left her so she could keep it. We watched Sex and the City and ate Shock Tarts and talked. I still mostly don't know what to say or get scared I'll say the wrong thing - but plenty of other people have said much worse things to her. I could talk to her this time. It was good.

I'm so frustrated with my computer. The desktop goes black after it first starts up, but I can see programs if I open them by command prompt. I also somehow lost all of my system restore points before it happened. Idk, I'm hoping I have backups on my external HD and I can reach them. Frustrateddddd

Worst self-inflicted day ever. 3 hrs of sleep plus caffeine powder drink mix, B-vitamins in daily multi plus green tea capsule. I felt awesome at 8 AM but by the next class I was having a full-on panic attack, nausea, dizziness, disorientation, and partial death.

Mom came to give me Stats book I forgot, had lunch, nearly passed out in Target. And now I can't take a nap to restore sleep because this crazy fight-or-flight response isn't going away. And I forgot that I signed up to read to kids on Tuesday mornings. I'm seriously considering being a total bitch and asking to be taken off it because it screws up my whole schedule.

If I traded in my Greek and Roman Love Stories class, the Contemporary Social Issues class would be at the same time and it has room. But I think Courtney hated the teacher because the class was unorganized or something? Maybe I should suck it up and finish my damn major by being mentally brutalized by Homer and a sexy British guy.

My computer is dead. I am not fond of typing on my phone.

This just proves my computer's vendetta against me. It died during finals last term, woke up right when finals ended, lived through break and then died again right before I came back. Evil bastard.

First day of Winter Term today. Have 2 classes MWF, and one is, I assume, designed by Nazis because it meets Thursday as well. I go from 8 AM to 10:40. Then gym. Then shower. Then day.

It took me 4 fucking hours to fall asleep last night and I woke up at 6:30 AM. Grumble.

Also, I am in a torrid love affair with Twitter. If you have one, add me: katefeetie.

My first class will murder me and leave me in a ditch outside of Vegas if I let it. Statistics. And I am told I not only got the earliest possible class but the hardest possible professor. Fuck. Stop changing that into "duck", iPhone, you prude.

I decided to commit to working my ass off in Stats for all I'm worth, though, if only to prove myself wrong. This would be easier if my next class didn't want to shoot me in Reno just to watch me die.

"Greek and Roman Love Stories". Not too shabby, right? Amazing, incredibly intelligent and unspeakably sexy professor who looks like a Greek Alan Cumming. Woody Allen is mentioned in the description. Interesting people in the class with me. Works with my schedule. Gets rid of one of 2 of my most annoying, hard-to-fill credits for my major. But is all that worth reading enormous amounts of both ancient texts and modern Irish poetry, both of which I adamently dislike, and writing for one of the self-professed hardest graders at Knox? Please help. Tell me if this is worth it. I'm looking at alternate options, maybe taking an intro AnSo class in Contrmporary Social Issues (I might want to minor in it but haven't taken any classes for it yet). I don't know if that class will be any good or fit in with a different schedule. There are 2 other times I could take Stats during the day. If I had a computer I could look it up.

Ehh. I'll see if it's even an option. It probably is. If so, I need to meet with the Dean anyway about my epic failure as a human being on my Independent Study course. He'll probably say "whatever you think is best" and I'll grumble to myself that I have no idea what that is.

Advices?